Scott Brown. He makes you feel wooonderful. He says all the things you want to hear. The guy your girlfriend warned you about – “I’m just afraid he’s going to break your heart”.
But, he’s soooo irresistible. And we watch you go, knowing what’s coming, a little mad at you for putting yourself in this situation.
But, you’ve always been there for us, and so we’ll be there for you when it all falls apart. In two years. We’ll be there.
Brian McGrory expands here:
I’m going to need some Advil and a cold compress, please. I’m the Massachusetts Electorate, and I have what is bar none the absolute worst hangover of my entire voting life.
Seriously, I was so drunk on power, so caught up in the moment, so free of any of my usual inhibitions, I can’t remember what’s gone on these last two weeks. Think, Electorate, think. What did I do? (cont.)